Monday, February 14, 2011

How to spot a "Stupid Girl"



This post is inspired by "How to be a Hepburn in a Hilton World"... If you are looking for some light reading, look no further than this delightfully entertaining "how to" book. 


"Stupid girls" flock my university (yes, they go to university) campus on a daily basis. There are so many of them it is sometimes hard to spot the ones who are only going through a "stupid" phase opposed to those girls who will give our gender a bad name for years to come. "Stupid girls" are the ones who use "like" or "um" in every sentence, or who think that acting dumb is "cute". You know them, you hate them and you are "friends" with them. Here is a way to spot them from a far. I like to call it my "Stupid Girl" checklist: 



  1. She is almost always overexposed. This can relate to clothing (hello, it is NOT okay to show your underwear to the general public) and personal life (I didn't really want to overhear a description of your sexual tryst last night either). 
  2. She speaks like she's a member of the Clueless cast: "like totally" and "um" can only be used so many times in one hour. 
  3. She measures herself in terms of looks and boyfriends. You blonde hair or your hot boyfriend doesn't really make you a proactive and contributing member of society. 
  4. Her conversation points consist of what she saw on TV last night. Having more to talk about than pop culture is a major bonus and will get you very far in life and your future career. 
What do you think? Do you have anything to add to my list? 

Sincerely Yours, 

The Twenty Something 

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